In a revelation that has historians and pranksters alike reeling, recent discoveries from ancient Roman scrolls and medieval manuscripts suggest that April Fools’ Day, the long-celebrated tradition of jest and jocularity, was originally intended to be observed on the last day of April, not the first. This historical oversight, buried for centuries among misinterpreted texts and lost translations, sheds new light on the origins of a day marked by trickery and laughter.
When April Fools’ Day Was Meant to Be Celebrated?
The findings, published in the prestigious “Journal of Historical Anomalies,” detail how early celebrations of spring, renewal, and lightheartedness culminated in a day of mirth and mischief. According to Dr. Aloysius Chronologer, the lead researcher on the project, “The tradition of ending the month of April with a day of frolic and jest is deeply rooted in pre-modern European festivals. However, due to a series of transcription errors, calendar reforms, and linguistic misinterpretations, the observance of this day shifted to the beginning of April.”
The mix-up appears to have occurred during the transition from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar, compounded by the varying adoption dates of the new calendar across Europe. This period of time was marked by confusion and the misalignment of dates, which, as Dr. Chronologer suggests, could easily have led to the displacement of traditional festivities by several weeks.
The article goes on to describe how the jests and pranks now associated with April 1st were originally part of “Vernalis Festum,” a celebration of spring’s end. Activities included elaborate hoaxes, the exchange of fanciful gifts, and public festivities where townspeople would don disguises and mock various societal roles, much like the modern practice of April Fools’ Day.
Despite this groundbreaking research, the suggestion to realign April Fools’ Day with its “original” date has been met with mixed reactions. Some traditionalists argue for the preservation of the status quo, citing centuries of cultural practice and the impracticality of changing a widely recognized holiday. Meanwhile, others see an opportunity to extend the period of springtime revelry and advocate for a return to historical accuracy.
“It’s fascinating to think how a simple calendrical error could shape centuries of tradition,” said Dr. Chronologer. “While it’s unlikely that we’ll see a global shift in the observance of April Fools’ Day, this discovery invites us to reflect on the origins and meanings of our cultural practices.”
In light of these findings, some communities have expressed interest in adopting the last day of April as a secondary day of jest, proposing a “bookend” approach to a month already famed for its capricious weather and spirit of renewal.
Whether or not the world will embrace a second day of trickery remains to be seen, but this intriguing slice of history adds depth and complexity to one of the most lighthearted days on the calendar. As April wanes, perhaps more than a few extra pranks and jests will find their way into the springtime air, honoring a long-lost tradition that was nearly forgotten.
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It has been clear the DEA is slow to change for cannabis…but have they done something shady?
It has been clear Anne Milgram, the head of the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA), is no fan of cannabis and is not pleased with the push to reschedule. Now a lawsuit says DEA acting in bad faith over marijuana. David Heldreth, CEO of psychedelic research firm Panacea Plant Sciences, claims the DEA’s recent actions violate federal law and constitutional principles. Filed in filed in the U.S. District Court for Western Washington, names the Department of Justice, Attorney General Merrick Garland, DEA Administrator Anne Milgram and DEA Judge John J. Mulrooney II as defendants. So what’s going on?
It is no secret, the current President isn’t a fan of cannabis and waited 3 years to fulfill his 2020 promise to help the industry. The timing allowed his administration to pass the decision to the next president. DEA head Milgram has been reluctant about the issue despite recommendation from Health and Human Services, the Food and Drug Administration, the American Medical Association and the American College of Physicians. All of those agencies recommended the change due to clear research showing the medical benefits of cannabis, especially with cancer, chronic pain, PTSD, and inflammation. For the DEA not to follow goes against all precedent.
Heldreth’s alleges legal violations in the DEA’s rulemaking process. He contends the agency failed to consult Native American tribes despite ignificant impact rescheduling marijuana would have on tribal law enforcement and health services. Additionally, Heldreth challenges the constitutionality of the DEA’s Administrative Law Judges, arguing their appointment by the DEA administrator violates Article II of the U.S. Constitution.
Heldreth is the latest in complaints as a Veteran’s organization is claiming they have been blocked from the hearings, despite the Veteran’s administration working with the industry to figure out a pathway for veterans with PTSD.
Milgam has been obstructive to the late in term admisntration’s move, working to stop the process. After the announcement to reschedule, Anne Milgram made the unusual request of a “off the record/no notes meeting” to top deputies summoned in March for what she called the “Marijuana Meeting”. What followed with a request to the Department of Justice (DOJ) which would slow the process if not stop it. The DOJ pushed back on the request.
With millions of patients using medical marijuana, including veterans, plus thousands of mom and pop businesses, Milgram’s actions are murky. Science has changed the direction and it seems the DEA is the only agency standing against the movement.
If you drink alcohol, you can drink, but it has to be out of your body’s system. it is recommended you not have booze 24 hours before donating. Like alcohol, you can donate blood, but you have to let the marijuana move out of your system. Potential donors cannot give if cannabis use impairs their memory or comprehension. The Red Cross does not test blood donations for the presence of tetrahydrocannabinol, or THC, the principle psychoactive component of the cannabis plant. But you should wait 24 hours from the last time you are high.
Donating blood is easy. You go to the nearest location, sign in, show ID, and read some information. You’ll answer questions online or in person, and receive a health check.
The acutional process is easy, a sterile needle is inserted into a vein in your arm, and blood is drawn into a bag. The donation usually takes 8–10 minutes and feels like a quick pinch. Afterwards they providea snack and drink and 10–15 minutes to recovery before resuming your day.